Over the past 2 weeks I have received 6 notes from people telling me I am ruining Disney. Normally I will snap back something sarcastic like "Just because I know the ingredients in Caesar Dressing doesn't mean I'm no longer going to eat salads" or something of that nature. As far as I'm concerned if you have a problem with what I post on here that's fine, but please don't message me and tell me I'm a bad person. I don't post pictures of characters half naked, or humping each other, or doing anything that I wouldn't show my bosses.

But to play devil's advocate to myself I do post some stories that I wouldn't let my nieces or nephews read. Lucky for me they are still illiterate and eating crayons so I think I'm safe.

Now as for you, random deviant who happens to stumble across my page and into my gallery one day, read my captions and get pissed off about what I say, I only have one message for you: Screw off. If you don't like my stories, don't read them. Now I know I'm not supposed to "ruin the magic" but don't you think that there are people out there who appreciate the magic more when they know how it works. I know I did. And just because you know how it works (even if you didn't want to) don't mean its ruined. A little girl taught me that this weekend.

Here's the story:
Minnie Mouse was working in Toontown with Mickey this weekend when she met a little girl we will call Annie. Annie was about years old with a head full of red ringlet curls and wearing a little black polka-dot dress. Minnie loved her dress and made sure to point out the similarities between their styles. The little girl smiled and hugged Minnie, obviously excited to see that Minnie noticed her clothing choice. Annie then leaned toward Minnie and told her she had a secret. Minnie arched forward to listen to the little girl's whisper. Annie told Minnie Mouse that she knew Minnie wasn't real and that she was just a person in a mask. Then the little girl informed Minnie that her aunt was friends with Belle in Disneyland and that she wanted Minnie to know this. Then Annie told Minnie that even though she was just a lady in a mask that she loved her very much. Minnie put her finger up to her lips as if to tell Annie to keep it a secret. Annie, being a smart little red-head, got it right away. She nodded her head and said "Don't worry Minnie, I won't tell. May I have a hug now?" Then Minnie gave Annie exactly what she wanted: a hug.

If this little girl gets it, then why can't all of you?

(I had to vent, it's finals week and I'm pissed off. This isn't directed at anyone in particular and I'm sorry if I offended anyone that this doesn't apply to. Wait, no I don't.)

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