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Dear Robert Pattinson

Wed Nov 18, 2009, 9:23 PM
It has come to my attention that there are a few things I need to tell you involving personal hygiene, they are as follows:

1. Bathing is socially acceptable.
-That's right it is! They even have this lovely thing called soap that you can use to avoid looking like some vagabond who sleeps in his van. Also, it might make that lingering odor dissipate just a smidge.

2. Shaving is fashionable.
-Don't believe what you see in the magazines. Girls love guys who clean up and shave their face! Most respectable men do! I've enclosed a Mach III for you to try. So give it a whirl. Oh and don't forget the cream too.

3. Cut your goddamn hair.
-Seriously, you look ridiculous. Jacob is a hippy werewolf with long hair and even Taylor Lautner wears a wig.

4. You know what, Go ahead and wash your hair too.
-It goes along with number one, except it involves shampoo.

I hope this helps. And please, for the love of Christ, at least try number one.

Sincerely,
Me

P.S. You have a large head. Like, it looks as though you tried to swallow and watermelon whole and failed. Do something about that.

  • Mood: Stumped
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  • Current Residence: In the Orlando vicinity.
  • Interests: Obviously photography, doodling all over things that I shouldn't doodle on, and video games.
  • Favourite movie: nothing involving Stan Brakhage or his general art form.
  • Favourite artist: It's hard to do this one. Everyone has their on and off days. But I am a huge fan of Dali sculp
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:iconholy-arrow73667:
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I'm actually proud of this

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"You don't want my organs; they're all slimy!"- Mickey Mouse
:iconholy-arrow73667:
Hey thanks for reading my journal the other day :D.

I actually have another one, where I for the first time on dA express my view towards the characters, if you're interested.

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"You don't want my organs; they're all slimy!"- Mickey Mouse
:iconbtothewick:
Hey! Sorry I know its been a while. I just wanted to let you know that I am actually in orlando and I finish my training tomorrow! See ya soon!
:iconjunkyardpicasso:
How's it going to far? Get to work anything fun yet?
:iconbtothewick:
I absolutely love it! I haven't gotten to work anything too exciting yet, but I was filmed while I was hanging out Donald at AK the other day! How's it going for you?
:iconjunkyardpicasso:
Congrats on completing your training. Hopefully I get to work with you!
:iconholy-arrow73667:
Hi.

I wrote a journal about my pros and cons opinions of Tokyo Disney Resort. I mentioned some stuff about Character ops so if you're interested it'd be great if you could take a glance at it.

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"You don't want my organs; they're all slimy!"- Mickey Mouse
:iconholy-arrow73667:
Tokyo Disneyland Story Part 1

Robin and Friar Tuck were pretending to be Pinocchio in front of Geppetto. Apparently Geppetto was confused, and when he found out about the disguise (or joke), he got VERY pissed and Robin and Friar Tuck were like... O.O;

Tokyo Disneyland Story Part 2

I think Bernard kissed my hand today. I'm a guy. (Oddly enough I had a similar experience years ago with a different male character). I had a lot of fun.

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"You don't want my organs; they're all slimy!"- Mickey Mouse
:iconjunkyardpicasso:
Beautiful on teh park of Tuck and Robin. Love it.

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